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Art Director Application
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Submitting this application does not put you on any sort of mailing list what-so-ever.

You may receive a phone call as part of the verification process. The call will come from Bug Logic, which is the little company that runs this thing. If you are sqeemish about talking on the phone to someone you don't know. then stop right here and don't submit this form. A phone call is sometimes neccessary to keep the confidential area of illoz secure for art directors only.

illustration thanks to Tim O'Brien